Here’s the perfect holiday beard accompaniment for that hipster in your life. Firebox.com now has holiday beard lights. Yes, now you can make your beard as festive as your favorite Christmas tree. Each light supposedly changes color and flashes, they clip on – so, there’s no messy glue in your face bush -, and each one will run you a mere $14.99. Currently, they’re out of stock, but more are expected to be in by November 30th. Get on it, you holiday-ironic-beard-wearing bastard!
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