A man is test driving a scooter in a small parking lot when he starts showing off a little bit. Zipping back and forth on the scooter and braking in time to avoid calamity. It looks like he knows what he's doing but we all know that if this was a successful scooter test drive we wouldn't be watching it.

There are reports that his pride was critically injured during the crash and after a long struggle in intensive care it slipped away just moments after sunrise. His pride was 41 years old. 

I'm thankful for this man and the death of his pride as reminder that we can all be struck down by the great and powerful Lord of Fail at any moment. - Bill Squire