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Corey Rotic

Lamb of God frontman feels Wrath of God

 
Posted June 19th, 2014 @ 10:56am

There's never a dull moment with Lamb Of God frontman Randy Blythe, who recently took to Instagram to report that he had burned his penis on boiling hot coffee.

The metal singer, who was recently acquitted of manslaughter in the Czech Republic, explained - in great detail - how his penis was scalded by the coffee in the post. "The sun was setting & it was beautiful evening as I road along the coast to the grocery store, still in my surf trunks & sipping on a fresh mug of boiling hot black coffee. I was listening to some mellow piano music & making a right turn when I made the tragic mistake placing the mug between my barely covered legs.

"As I turned my truck, happily humming along to the mellow piano music on my stereo, suddenly there was a searing white hot explosion of agony in my crotch. The lid of my mug had come loose, and liquid caffeinated FIRE had covered my, well…it had covered my penis.

 

"I briefly lost control of my truck, swerving into the lane of oncoming traffic, barely missing another truck, before quickly pulling into a nearby parking lot to try & make some sense of this atrocity I had committed against myself. I felt like I was going to throw up for a good minute or two, then I regained control & started returning home to do what I knew what I had to do. I had to put him on ice. I do not normally talk to my penis, he does not have a nickname or anything like that, but if there ever was a time for encouraging words to my lifelong companion, it was now." 

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