Part 1: Alan's Headed To Cedar Point (0:00:00) Part 2: "Cops" Camera Man Gets Shot (0:12:13) Part 3: Ebola And Other Problems (0:32:39) Part 4: Miley Cyrus's VMA Scandal (0:57:23) Part 5: Ben Stein's View On Ferguson (1:15:17) Part 6: LeAnn Rimes's Rape Comment (1:41:01) Part 7: Are You Smarter Than A Dumbass (1:58:52) Part 8: Crotchety Hag Stranded At Airport (2:21:22)